January 2011
25 posts
“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it. Some people, as far...”
– High Fidelity (via uncannie)
Me: Well, he seems like he has a head on his shoulders. . . which is where they typically are, I guess.
Rachel: Usually they are shoved up their asses.
Me: True story.
I miss this girl! I wish we still worked together!
Sunday Chat
J: That’s swoon-worthy
Me: I know, if only I were attracted to him.
FISH
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHOOOOOONE
“Did you just meow?”
“Oh! Now I remember what I was going to tell you! It took the words douche bag to remember.” -Me
“You didn’t really have an ass to begin with. Like, if we’re talking badonkadonk, you don’t...
Scary Moment of Today
My kindle froze.
I fixed it. Thank goodness.
J's visit
“You are a total nerd on a stick. I love nerds on a stick” - J
“Even my iPod is cold” - Me
“Put this away NOW” - random lady at the luggage store
“It was the biggest smile I’ve ever seen. On a dog” - Craig
“A man will never come between us, but a Kindle can” - J
“They are awesome” - Craig about 10.00 sheets
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“The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via quotewhore)
I am so not excited about driving in the snow today :-/
